Which of my epic fails have you done?? remember, ive done ALL of these XD and this is just the stuff i remember :D

Please select all that apply.

• Pushed a pull door
• Pulled a push door
• Been shocked by an electric fence
• Stuck your finger in a power outlet (i wasn't shocked... luckily)
• Jumped off the back of a truck to try and land on my feet... failed.
• Hurt yourself from while coming BACK from the doctor
• Been bit by a squirrel..
• Been hit in the eye
• Cut your neck open in a period of time (...*sniff sniff* it was the first time fate tried to kill me. where does the time go!? xD)
• choked on your own spit.
• tripped over absolutely nothing. (it takes skill... MASSIVE SKILL.)
• Fell flat on your face
• Been hit in the face with an eraser
• Stared straight into a ON flood flashlight... (wasn't the brightest of ideas)
• Pokes yourself in the eye
• Walked straight into the wall
• Was walking in the dark and fell/tripped over/hit your shin on a piece of furniture
• Lost your phone when it was really in your hand the whole time
• Screamed at nothing
• Hit your head so hard on something you laughed (my mother thought i had a concussion, this has happened twice :D)
• Clearly saw someone next to you then looked away then when you looked and saw them again (they haven't moved at all) you screamed/yelped
• Almost got ran over multiple times
• Nearly drowned while attempting to talk underwater (ive talked underwater before...don't judge me xD)
• Slapped yourself
• had a situation like this: me: "Did you know.." deana: "What?" me: "What?"
• Ran into a glass door
• Fell off your bad trying to get something
• Had something important to say then completely forgot what it was
• Had to do something for someone then forgot how to do it when they told you how to do it basicly
• Dove into a pool..........in winter
• Touched a hot iron...wondering how hot it was. (...and you wonder what i did when i am bored)