Be careful at IHOP!

you are transported to IHOP and stuffed inside a giant pancake. then you wake up and realize the door magically made you fall into a dream. then you get up off your bed. you open the door and justin beiber is there but he is missing every body part except his head!!!! then you wake up again from the dream. you get up and walk to the bathroom. you pinch yourself to make sure you are not dreaming. then you go down stairs to find a nice big pancake. right before you pour syrup on it, it grows a face and begins to sing!!! you find this as an opportunity to show everybody!!! you take it to broadway and you see someone just about to eat in. NO!!!!!!!!! your pancake and the possible money you could get from it will be gone!!! but right as he sinks his teeth into it, it flips him on to his back and starts beating him up. your pancake knows karate too!!! then you are discovered and you are a broadway star!!! and you ad the pancake are the best of friends until the day you die.