Why manatee's considered to be the worlds best hitmen

Created by SandwichMcFritos |

Recently while on a trip to Florida (that I didn't take), I've learned to never trust a grilled cheese sandwich that's frozen. But amongst all else (even shamoo), never trust a manatee! Unless of course it flies and it's name is Walter..

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