OMG FOR REAL!!!

One lovely cloudy day Bobby bob bobbass was walking along the steet when he noticed something. It was Ginger she was stuck to her chain and collar like a dog who is known to run off... naturally Bobby bob bobbass didnt like this too well so he went over and cut her loose and the ran off into the woods together. The first thing they seen when they got there was a piece of paper on the ground with this story written on it....tossed salad anyone?
Once apon a time in a galaxy far far below your couch there lived a lone potatoe chip. He loved to sit and crumb all over the floor (lol get it) while watching the food network (get it now) his favorite (food) actor was celery he loved to watch her get chopped into bits and tossed in a salad (yeah by the way did i mention this chip is morbid). So one day when the family of the house was gone he got out from under the couch and found the celery. When the family came back they found they were shocked when they found a celery and lettuce salad on the counter all covered with crumbs (lol) and they also heard a strange small sound like snoring and found a naked sleeping chip laying on a pile of wet crumb covered celery. They were too shocked to know what to do so they just turned on food network and had salad and chips for dinner. (lol that is funny and screwed up huh?)
they laughed so hard they nearly died like the weasels from "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?" but they didnt really i said almost from there Bobby Bob BObbass and Ginger went to the....