Angry Pear

This is the story of the angry pear. This is a brief description of what he looks like. He has white teeth, (surprisingly), a brown stem, and lopsided eyes of which he gets payed out for. That is the main reason why the angry pear came to be. He was getting payed out so much, he turned into an angry pear and absolutely destroyed a town, (it was his hometown), and he ended up killing his mom. For a second the Angry Pear mourned for his mom but then continued killing random people. (Pear's mom was a human by the way). Humans have fruit children which they eat when they get hungry. Anyway, by this point, the Angry Pear was enjoying a game of basketball with some buddies from Tokyo. Pear got a phone call and said goodbye to his buddies before running off to blow up some orchestra with a time bomb. A hot apple came up to Pear and offered him a purple pen. (Read 'Revenge of the Purple Pen' for more awesomeness). Pear refused and continued walking toward the coffee shop.
"Who cares about killing people?" Pear asked himself. "It's no fun anymore". Pear ordered a cappuccino to go and once he had that he ate himself then went to Pluto for a ballet ensemble. (Whatever that is). Pear enjoyed the concert despite the fact that he had to pay one million doallers to get into the theatre.