What are the best yo mama jokes?

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• Yo mama so short you can see her feet in her driver's license
• Yo mama so short I was dissin' her and she dropkicked me in the ankle
• Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died
• Yo mama is missing so many teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail
• Yo mama so ghetto she breastfeeds Kool-Aid
• Yo mama ears so big she can hear sign language
• Yo mama so nasty she pours saltwater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
• Yo mama so old she has Moses in her yearbook
• Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class