(Drags you into this quiz against your will)

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(...throws you into the back of a van and then quickly slams the doors shut and locks them before you have a chance to escape. You start to cry like a baby and I jump in my van to start driving away with my new kidnapped victim!)

So anyway... Now that you have been kidnapped, just what will happen to you and will this kidnapping be for the better or the worse of your future? Now is your chance to find out so why on Earth are you still reading this? YOU'VE BEEN KINDAPPED FOR GOD SAKE!!!

  1. 1

    While inside the van, You turn around to see Robert Pattinson in a metal cage with a banner on the side that says 'WARNING: This animal bites.' What do you do?

  2. 2

    'So, I guess you are wondering why I'm here' says R-Patz 'well, you see... DARTH_PWNAGE IS OBSESSED WITH ME!!! She claims she's not, but don't believe a word she says!!!' (psycho music plays)

  3. 3

    You spot some keys hanging on the wall next to R-Patz and attempt to open the cage with them. It works! 'Thanks' says R-Patz 'now, we have to stop the driver!'

  4. 4

    R-Patz attempts to smash open the wall separating the back of the van from the driver's seat, when suddenly! A zombie appears from a crate in the corner! 'Ow-hee-hee!' says the zombie.

  5. 5

    Oh my beeping gawd! Its Michael Jackson and he looks just how he did as a zombie in Thriller! =O Robert Pattinson moves slowly towards the Thriller Zombie...

  6. 6

    Robert Pattinson murders the MJ zombie by ripping his head off and then he proceeds to smash down the doors at the back of the van!

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