How Would YOU annoy Voldemort?

What would you do to annoy Voldemort?

Please select all that apply.

• Call him "Voldie" everytime you see him
• Ask him very loudly in a public place How his rash is
• Ask if you can wax his head for a galleon
• give him a heart shaped necklace that says: "Best Baldie Buddies"
• Tell him you've got 8 horcruxes ("In your FACE!!!")
• ask him how he picks his boogers with a slit nose
• ask if you can pet Nigini
• Start singing the Potter Puppet Pals song (Mysterious Ticking Noise) and keep saing "Take it away Voldie!"
• Tell him that he chose very girly horcruxes (Ring, Locket) and say it's sending people mixed signals
• Exclaim loudly: "Wow! You are WEAK Voldie, you need to go to a gym! No wonder a baby defeated you!
• Say, "Look! It's Harry Potter!!!!"
• Ask if he's gonna get married to Bellatrix
• Tell him that you think his necklace i pretty (the horcrux)
• Ask him if he secretly dies inside when he passes hair salons
• ask his opinion on Health Care
• comment on his ugly feet to Bellatrix in a loud whisper
• say you think he would look pretty in a headband
• Ask him where he had his plastic surgery done
• say you liked him better when he looked human
• Refuse to get the Dark mark, (cause it might hurt) and just right "Dark Mark here" on your arm
• Get all the Death Eaters to wear shirts that say: "Team Voldie"

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