which yo mama jokes are funny, ?

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  1. 1

    yo mama is so fat , that when you hear her eating, it's like watching jurassic park in surround sound !

  2. 2

    yo mama is so fat that when she felll off the ladder the people arounnd cracked up and so did the grounnd !

  3. 3

    yo mama so stupid that when she looked into a box of cherrio's she yelled, "DONUT SEEDS!"

  4. 4

    Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

  5. 5

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

  6. 6

    Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.

  7. 7

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

  8. 8

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

  9. 9

    Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

  10. 10

    Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

  11. 11

    Yo mama is so poor that a kid kiccked a trash can, and then you heard someone yell, "WHO KNOCKED?"

  12. 12

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

  13. 13

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

  14. 14

    Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

  15. 15

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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