How to annoy Snape (Plus some other stuff)READ INTRO

What would you do to annoy snape?

Please select all that apply.

• Ask if he's secretly Draco's mommy
• tell him that you've seen him watching the muggle device with the moving pictures (TV)
• Say that his hair smells weird
• say that you're studing ancient Greece and ask if you can use his hair ("how old are you again...?")
• Call him Snapie
• constanly remind him that James got all the girls
• say that you want to draw a dark mark and if you can use his to copy off of
• hold up some shampoo and say, "Shampoo, meet Snape, Snape, us normal people use this to clean our hair"
• whisper loudly that snape is smells kinda ripe today....
• when you're standing next to him in line, say loudly "MAN, YOU ARE STANKY!!!"
• Ask if he keeps a picture of Lily under his pillow that he likes to snog
• point out that if he and Lily got married, Harry would be his son, and he would be a daddy.
• remove all his black robes for pink ones, then point it out to everyone,including the teachers
• yell, "SNAPE! HERE'S YOU ITCH CREAM!" across the Great Hall,
• When you fail you're potions OWL, say that this was how Snape taught you to do it
• Photoshop a pic of Snape snogging his stuffed animals
• Point out to Snape all the wonderfull things and traits Harry got from James, then try to imagine what Harry would look like if Snape was the father, (make a face) then comment only bad things about it
• Dance in the middle of potions class
• make him watch "Snapes Diary" (Potter puppet pals) over and over again.
• replace all his clothes with skirts and tank tops (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

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Who do you want next?

• Peter Pettigrew
• Bellatrix Lestrange
• Harry Potter
• Ron Weasly
• I'll say in comments
• PLEASE STOP MAKING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!