Pick up lines...select ur favz

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• Excuse me. Do you want to phuck or should I apologize?
• Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
• I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
• Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
• Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
• Wanna go 50-50 on a r4pe charge?
• I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
• Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
• I'm going to phuck myself until I'm unconscious. Want to help?
• The CIA wants to steal my p3n!s. Can I hide it inside you? Repeated?
• My d!ck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your arse?
• Sniff....Sniff... I smell that you are in season, want to breed?
• Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
• I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate
• Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree
• Say, did we go to different schools together?
• You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
• Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
• Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
• I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
• If you were the alphabet, I'd place you under "O"!
• Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and baby- you need eye replacements.
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?
• Hi, I was just wondering? Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
• Are you g4y? Cause if you are, I just got castrated!
• Can I get you a cold banana?