Jokes (READ INTRO PLEASE)

ok i am creating a chain story where everyone tells a joke and then passes it on to someone else. it doesnt mater how lame or stupid they are. you can even make them up off the top of your head. If you want to take part in this you can leave a comment saying that you want to and the next person to get this might see and send it to you.

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Chapter 1

Joke #1

there once was a chinese man who didnt know english so he repeated everything he heard. One day he saw a little boy skipping down the street saying "i did it. i did it!" so the chinese man ran around saying "i did it. i did it!" then the chinese man walked into a forks and knives store and saw a sales person saying "forks and knives. forks and knives." so the chinese man ran around saying "i did it. i did it. forks and knives. forks and knives." then the chinese man walked into a candy store and heard a little boy say "goody goody gumdrops." so the chinese man ran around saying "i did it. i did it. forks and knives. forks and knives. goody goody gumdrops." then all of a sudden one of the towns people screams "somebody murdered someone!" and the chinese guy goes "i did it. i did it." the people all crowd around him and one of them asks "what did you use?" and the chinese guy goes "forks and knives. forks and knives." then someone asks him "are you happy?" and he goes "goody goody gumdrops!"

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a sh!ty place where nothing ever happens, MA, US

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