The zombie adventers! (sorry, there is a first part but its not typed...)

Two days later Maya Papya, a vegetarian, who lives alone was feeling terribly sick. So she goes to the hospital, and checks herself in. Dr. Seibert walks in and says "after all the blood work and testing we did we can’t find anything wrong with you.” “But I am feeling so weak and I have gotten so pail.” said Maya. So Dr. Seibert decides that it would be best if Maya stayed overnight, so they could monitor her and diagnose any problem.
Later that night Maya starts to have uncontrollable movements and begins screaming awful and painful sounds of agony and terror. So Dr. Seibert temporarily paralyzed her with antibiotics. After that, three nurses come in and they start to strap her down, so they can safely monitor her. As time goes on they watch in disgust and intrigue as poor Maya rapidly ages until her heart rate reaches zero.
For five minutes Maya is dead, but suddenly she jerks back to life. Even stranger she has no pulse. Dr. Seibert yells “she’s a zombie.” One of the nurses runs to the wall and hits the lockdown button. The alarm sounds, the doors lock, and there is an unholy silence among the hospital until RIP, CRASH! She starts attacking everyone and biting them. That’s when it clicks with Dr. Seibert she must have got bitten at the old drive in. After Dr. Seibert and two of the nurses take refuge in a supply closet he pulls out his cell phone and calls his best friend Jackie Chan! “Hello,” said Jackie. Help come to the hospital and save us from these crazy zombies.” “I will be right over!”
Twenty minuets later, BOOM! They hear a horrific crash! “Doctor, Doctor” Yells Jackie. “In here, were in here!” Kick. The door breaks off the hinges, and they see a terrible, bloody mess. Plus the smell was unbearable. Dr. Seibert breaths a sigh of relief and says “at least it is over now.” “Your welcome,” says Jackie. “Oh yeah thanks for saving us,” said Dr. Seibert. “No problem,” said Jackie.