S U R V E Y

select the things you like.

Please select all that apply.

• poverty
• biological warfare
• aids
• murder
• CHOCOLATE!

select things you think jesus likes.

Please select all that apply.

• sweden
• model railways
• jack black movies
• marmalade
• duran duran
• neil affleck
• traffic wardens
• the isle of man
• art
• ken dodd
• berkshire
• students
• disenyland
• justin friggin bieber

and now for something completely hatstand

• sofa
• table
• chair
• irrelevant

pick a number between one and ten

• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7
• 8
• 9
• 10

one final question: have you ever found yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and asked yourself, "well, how did i get here?"

• funnily enough, no i haven't
• yep.