Only the Random

There once was a man named Fred. Fred lived in a shed and slept in a bed. One day, the cops came and took him to the nursing home. He was too crazy for the nursing home, so they took him to an asylum. He was too stupid for the asylum, so they took him to the insane convention asylum. He was too smart for the insane convention asylum, so he escaped. On the way to Wisconsin he ate a banana!!! However, he had to take a detour and go to the Taj Mahal and stop at the brain store!! Fred had a brain of course, but his was at the dry cleaners. Then, Fred.....