Poll: Why did the turkey cross the road?

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- To get to the other side.
- Turkey? Umm, I think you mean chicken...
- Because he was suicidal after his turkey girlfriend left him and he was hoping to be run over by a silver Volvo (no reference to Edward Cullen intended...)
- Because it was Thanksgiving day and he wanted to cross the road because it crossed the border to Mexico where they hopefully didn't have Thanksgiving day.
- Because he saw the light of God on the other side of the road and he was attracted by the heavenly light. It was just a shame that he really did see the light... E.g. He got run over by silver Volvo.
- Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him after he decided to open a new fast-food cafe called KFT (Kentucy Fried Turkey).
- Because someone held a gun up to his head and demanded him to, why else?
- Because he believed he could cross the road. He believed he could touch the other side. He thought about it every night and day! Spread his legs and walk away!
- Other.

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