Blonde Moments

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• Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
• Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
• You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Done that xD)
• You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
• You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
• You have ran into a tree.
• It IS possible to lick your elbow
• You just tried to lick your elbow.
• You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
• You just tried to sing them. (I did)
• You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
• You have choked on your own spit.
• You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it
• You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (No)
• You just looked at it.
• People have called you slow.
• You have accidentally caught something on fire
• You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
• You have caught yourself drooling.
• You’ve fallen asleep in class
• If someone says “fart” you laugh.
• You just laughed.
• Sometimes you just stop thinking
• You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. (Always happens to me)
• People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
• You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
• You use your fingers to do simple math. (All the time)
• You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
• You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
• You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
• You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
• You break a lot of things.
• Your friends know not to use big words around you
• You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
• You have fallen out of your chair before
• When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

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