My name is Squirrel
Okay, I know what you're thinking; this story is about a squirrel. But I made that title to trick you! Ha ha! I tricked you! But don't get me wrong; there's still a story. Just look down there and start reading it.
My name is Squirrel. Well my name is really Beatrice, but people call me Squirrel cuz they think its funny. They were just thinking of some random word to call me. Seriously! Why not Orange......or....or....Bacon! But no; it had to be Squirrel! But I'm not mad or anything; I'm used to being called Squirrel.
"Hey Chipmunk!"
"The name's Squirrel."
"Whatever; I don't care!.........Get over here Chipmunk!"
"My name is Beatrice! and what do you want!?"
Yeah that's the usual thing that happens to me everyday.... I like my nickname, but it gets annoying sometimes....
Things you should know about me:
1. I have a temper
2. I am not very nice
3. I am extremely competitive
4. I am not afraid to punch someone if they're annoying me
Last week:
"Ha ha! There's a squirrel! Now go run along with your new boyfriend! Ha ha ha ha ha..."
Squirrel punched him
"Ow..." He was knocked out....and his 2 front teeth kinda.....fell out.....
"Hey Chipmunk!"
"The name's Squirrel."
"Whatever; I don't care!.........Get over here Chipmunk!"
"My name is Beatrice! and what do you want!?"
Yeah that's the usual thing that happens to me everyday.... I like my nickname, but it gets annoying sometimes....
Things you should know about me:
1. I have a temper
2. I am not very nice
3. I am extremely competitive
4. I am not afraid to punch someone if they're annoying me
Last week:
"Ha ha! There's a squirrel! Now go run along with your new boyfriend! Ha ha ha ha ha..."
Squirrel punched him
"Ow..." He was knocked out....and his 2 front teeth kinda.....fell out.....
6 Comments
OK THEN THAT WAS STRANGED
Thanx!
Lmao... Write more! :) haha That was funny... One of my friends is called Amy Squirrels... It's a pet nickname ;)
Okay...
Cool beginning, are you gonna write more? Cuz its good so fat.
OMG, I meant far, not fat!!!