50 Ways To Annoy Draco Malfoy (Ferret Boy! ;D)

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• Have Dobby send him a love note.
• Call him a "Mudblood!"
• Have every Muggle Born in the school follow him.
• Have the Divination teacher predict that he is going to fall in deep love with Harry.
• Have Luna describe what a Nargle is every time he says pure.
• Ask him if you can go to his and Pansy wedding.
• Draw a picture of what his and pansy kid will look like.
• Train a ferret to follow him around.
• Ask him if he thinks Snape is sexy.
• Get Hermione to snog him. Then slap him and act like he did it to her.
• Pants him in the middle of the Great Hall.
• Once his pants are down, ask him why he is wearing red and gold boxers.
• Have Collin follow him around and take millions of pictures.
• Have every girl in the school walk up and slap him. Then shout and say he ate your monkey.
• Send a love note to Snape signing his name.
• Send him a fake love note from Snape.
• Send him a fake note from Harry.
• While he is sleeping draw a scar on his forehead. (My fave!! :D)
• Dye all his clothes pink.
• Ask him why all his clothes are pink.
• Ask him how many kids he going to have with Pansy.
• Send fifty white ferrets after him.
• Ask him if he is in love with Hermione.
• Sing this whenever he is around, "Ferret boy coming to the rescue!"
• Tell everyone that him and Pansy have a love child.
• Transfigure his pillows into ferrets while he is sleeping.
• Tell everyone that he likes to take pictures of Luna Lovegood.
• Have Luna ask him if she can see the pictures of her.
• Give him some tanning lotion and some hair dye.
• Ask him if he has seen your monkey.
• Scream at him when he says no.
• Why he is sleeping paint his nails red and gold. (Second favee!!!)
• Ask him if Voldemort is his lover.
• Tell everyone that he enjoys ballet.
• Ask him he can teach you ballet.
• Ask him if he has ever seen a Nargle.
• If he asks what a Nargle is tell him to say 'pure'.
• Ask him to show you how he keeps his nose so ferret like.
• Ask him you can borrow his ballet shoes.
• Ask him if Voldemort taught him how to do ballet.
• Make him dance like Ballerina in the middle of the Great Hall.
• After he is finished throw roses.
• On his birthday send him a red and gold dress and say it was from Snape.
• Turn his face pink.
• Ask him if he has ever seen the sun. (Me: I don't get this one. Do you?)
• Blow kisses at him every time he walks past you.
• Send your monkey after him with this list.

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