21 Ways To Annoy Harry Potter (The "Chosen One" ;D)

21 ways to annoy the so called "Chosen One"! Choose your favorites! ;D

Please select all that apply.

• Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, you want his broomstick. (I love this one!)
• Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says you have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?" (My ABSOLUTE favorite!)
• Ask if Muggles can see his scar. (The first time I read this, I thought it said car.)
• If he does or says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get you the help that you so desperately need."
• Whenever it rains, use his back as a piano and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.
• Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in love with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
• y him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him. (This one's hilarious!)
• If he asks you a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of music and then ask if he likes to sing.
• Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if you can do it again on his Firebolt.
• Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
• Everytime you see him, say "Do you like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
• Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
• Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him you made it yourself.
• Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
• Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
• Make sure you tell him you got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
• Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
• "So... first you were the Boy Who Lived.. then you were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
• Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
• Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right next to his ear.
• Ask him to tell Cedric you said hello.

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