30 Ways Annoy To Professor Snape ("The Slytherin Meaner" ;D)

Here they are!

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• Learn a charm that gives it's unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.
• Tell him you've lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it.
• Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.
• Sneak up behind him and shout, "Your robes are on fire!"
• Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.
• Learn a charm that makes fabric turn day-glow pink. You know what to do next.
• Get an owl. Name it after him.
• Go "Da-da-da-dum!" in a deep voice anytime he passes by or enters a room.
• Shout, "10 points from Professor Snape!" at random moments.
• Lace all Slytherin insignia in his quarters with that of Hufflepuff.
• Tell loud stories about Neville Longbottom's boggart.
• Make a voodoo doll of Harry Potter. Push pins into it in class and smile knowingly at Snape.
• Accidentally call him 'Buzz' every now and again, for no good reason.
• Become his 'Good-Snape' and 'Bad-Snape'. (Poke your head over his shoulder and advise him according to which Snape you are. Then switch shoulders and say the opposite. Use a silly voice.)
• Hide your face with your hands in class. When he approaches remove them and shout, "Peek-a-boo!"
• Leave him invitations to Sirius Black's 'birthday party at the Whomping Willow'. (I love this one! :D)
• Follow him closely through the hallways. Imitate his stern look and determined walk. If he turns around, stand still and smile sweetly.
• Leave copies of Lockhart's biography all around the place.
• Introduce him with the words, "Here is a man who not only has a brilliant mind and a wonderful wit, but can also sing."
• Transfigure a jack-in-the box's head to look like him. Wind it up and leave it outside his door. Run like hell.
• Charm his hair into dreadlocks.
• Get a hose. Corner him. Spray him down. Run.
• Doodle things on your potions notes about 'that cute Potter kid'.
• Offer him tequila. (it's a drink in the Muggle world...he doesn't know what it is.....SUCKER!!!)
• Get a tattoo. One that says 'Sevvie' Insist it has nothing to do with him.
• Eat chocolate cake in class. Offer to let him lick the plate clean.
• Every lesson, quote things he said last lesson. Word for word.
• Transfigure his robes into a Molly-Weasleyesque woollen jumper with a large 'S' on it.
• Owl him long and detailed accounts of your summer holidays.
• Leave a well-worn and sickeningly cute teddy-bear where it can be easily seen by staff and students. Ensure it has a tag, written in a child's hand, stating that he 'belongs to Severus' and is called 'Steve'. (I changed the teddy bear's name to Steve! All I have to do is figure out is how to make it explode...)

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