The Old Grumpy Raisin

Hello, my name is chuck the grumpy old raisin. Im eighty years old! I have mold

and fungus growing on my bum. I have no children because they are a pain in

the neck, all they do is cry,wine,scream, and be faggets. I am not married and i

will never be! No questions to be asked. I hate teen pop sensations! Well thats

enough about me now let me tell you about my House. I live in a Play Raisin

Mansion. I make movies im my house. got all of my ideas to my home built

house from Pee Wee's house. I have a huge pole in the middle of my house

and a ton of slides, well you get the feeling lets nowmove on. I'm probolay

boring you! I am wearing suspenders and my glasses on so i'm out the door.

I'm gonna hit this city. Who let the dogs out ho ho hooo! Okay i have two theme

song cuz im old like that. Well this is how i am going to start my day today. I

am getting in my car and i am going to burger king to get a cup of coffee` and a

breakfast sandwitch. I first went to Mcdonalds but there was like fiffteen cars in

the drive through, so i'm like screw that so i went over to burger king. I pulled up

to the pick up window and glarred into my coffe or should i say moter oil. It was

as black as my mole on my butt.The sandwitch tasted lik they bought it from

the frozen section at wallmart. That's it i'm going to call Burger King andf ask

them if they bought the damm things from wallmart. Well lets move on. I'm on

my way to Wallmart the super store.