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10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew!
9. I was so enthralled, I didn't notice your sermon went 25 minutes overtime.
8. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the £500 I used to send TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanant teacher for the Junior High Sunday Class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salory, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard of before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible senimar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
9. I was so enthralled, I didn't notice your sermon went 25 minutes overtime.
8. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the £500 I used to send TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanant teacher for the Junior High Sunday Class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salory, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard of before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible senimar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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2 comments for five more lists! I'll make the next ones EVEN funnier!
Ha thats hilarious!
Lol!