Awkward Situations (DiRtY)
Short stories (every chapter is a different story) that are awkward and dirty. Turn yourself on or laugh. Message me if you have an idea for a story or you want to write one.
Some chapters may have * in the title:
* = may have lesbian content
** = may have gay content
These *s have been put for the convenience of people who aren't into that sort of thing.
BTW: None of these things every happened. Pure fiction.
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Sally had just left her boss' office at the hospital she works at.
"He wanted to warn me that he was thinking of firing me. Why? I haven't been working hard enough, according to him. I've been 'neglecting my duties and responsibilities.' Great." She thought.
MEANWHILE:
Two nurses are bathing a woman who has been in a coma for a few months. One of thier arms brushed against her cl!t.
"Beep" went the heart moniter.
"What just happened? That's the first sign of hope we've had for this woman!"
"I don't know, Paula. I think I just brushed up against her... Oh!" gasped the nurse.
"Try it again!" exclaimed Paula. The other nurse rubbed her cl!t again.
"Beep" both nurses clapped thier hands in excitement.
"What now, Barb?" Paula asked.
"We should probably call her husband. He could come in and..." They checked her patient papers for a phone number. Marital Status: NONE.
"What will we do know?" Barb sighed.
"Well, it would be wrong to get a random male doctor..." Just then Sally walked in.
"What's going on?" Sally asked. Both nurses hopped up and down, clapping thier hands in excitement.
"Sally!" they cried in unison. They then told her about the woman.
"Seeing as it would be wrong to get a man... and you're the only lesbian nurse..." Paula explained.
"I do not like where this is going..." Sally thought.
"...We just have to tell the boss about this first!" Barb finished happily. Uh-oh. Sally knew she would have to do it. She was taken to the room where the patient layed with her legs spread open in her bed. Sally kissed up her inner thighs.
"Beep" she started rubbing the cl!t slowly getting faster.
"Beep" then Sally licked the inside. Flicking her tounge around.
"Beep Beep" Sally thrust her tongue in.
"Beep Beep Beep" The heart moniter beeped at a good pace and Sally tongue fffffukd.
"mmmmh" came from the patient.
LATER...
The patient turned out to be a nun, strongly against gays and lesbians. Sally was fired because the patient would sue the hospital otherwise.
"He wanted to warn me that he was thinking of firing me. Why? I haven't been working hard enough, according to him. I've been 'neglecting my duties and responsibilities.' Great." She thought.
MEANWHILE:
Two nurses are bathing a woman who has been in a coma for a few months. One of thier arms brushed against her cl!t.
"Beep" went the heart moniter.
"What just happened? That's the first sign of hope we've had for this woman!"
"I don't know, Paula. I think I just brushed up against her... Oh!" gasped the nurse.
"Try it again!" exclaimed Paula. The other nurse rubbed her cl!t again.
"Beep" both nurses clapped thier hands in excitement.
"What now, Barb?" Paula asked.
"We should probably call her husband. He could come in and..." They checked her patient papers for a phone number. Marital Status: NONE.
"What will we do know?" Barb sighed.
"Well, it would be wrong to get a random male doctor..." Just then Sally walked in.
"What's going on?" Sally asked. Both nurses hopped up and down, clapping thier hands in excitement.
"Sally!" they cried in unison. They then told her about the woman.
"Seeing as it would be wrong to get a man... and you're the only lesbian nurse..." Paula explained.
"I do not like where this is going..." Sally thought.
"...We just have to tell the boss about this first!" Barb finished happily. Uh-oh. Sally knew she would have to do it. She was taken to the room where the patient layed with her legs spread open in her bed. Sally kissed up her inner thighs.
"Beep" she started rubbing the cl!t slowly getting faster.
"Beep" then Sally licked the inside. Flicking her tounge around.
"Beep Beep" Sally thrust her tongue in.
"Beep Beep Beep" The heart moniter beeped at a good pace and Sally tongue fffffukd.
"mmmmh" came from the patient.
LATER...
The patient turned out to be a nun, strongly against gays and lesbians. Sally was fired because the patient would sue the hospital otherwise.
6 Comments
lol chapter two is funny
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* Breas out into uncontrollable laughter *
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hilarios!!
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