RANT #1: RANT ON TWILIGHT
hey guys i just thought i'd start a little series called RANT ON.
I got the idea from ryan higa lulz luv ya ry. Go check out his youtube channel, he's awesome!! Kk just comment for more rants i appreciate very deeply all of ur ideas!!
Oh and send me more ideas for random, funny, scary, romantic blah blah blah stories cuz i luv em. Ok thx guys, more rants coming soon.
there were three things i was absolutely positive.
1. Edward was a vampire.
2. There was a part of him thay thirsted for my blood.
3. This movie sucks.
Hey guys this is the amazing and fantastic dayna, and today i'll be ranting about, you guessed it!
Penguins. Just kidding. But seriously.
I honestly don't see the big deal. Ok, ok, i'm not going to go on about how much twilight suks, cuz frankly, i'm obsessed. I just want to make something clear: robert pattinson is not really a vampire. Ok? So stop asking him to freaking bite you!! Do you think that he enjoys forty year old women biting the cr @ p out of each other and throwing themselves at him? Well, yeah, probably. But that's not the point here!!!!!
Also, what's up with the casting?? That just annoys me. Hmmm victoria looks a little different... Did she get a haircut?
Also, am i the only one that notices how the 'vampires' jump? Why the hell do they feel the need to move their legs as if they are running- in mid air??
Ok, ok, ur all expecting the r.pattz rant. Well... I'm not giving one!! That mutton chop wearing girl speaks for himself as edward. I loved the books a lot better.
Have you guys ever seen those glittery jump suits that brit. Spears used to wear? Hon, how many vampires had to die for you to look this tacky? Say no to vampire skin. But seriously, sparkles???? Stephanie Meyer makes it a lot mor dignified in the book. Sparkle sparkle!!! Oh edward, ur beautiful. Oh edward... YOUR GAY.
And that brings me to my next point: 'i came here every night, bella, and watched you sleep. I love you.' oh, that's so- wait a second. What??!! Kids, say no to stalkers. That's just messed up.
Well i'm gonna stop before someone kicks my butt for bagging jacob or alice or mustache sally over there. (Lulz charlie)
well thanks for reading my rant, guys. Plz send me more ideas and i'll definitely use them, i promise. Kk, bye, more rants coming soon!!!
This rant is dedicated to Ryan Higa (Nigahiga, go check out his channel) and all of the wonderful videos he's made. Thanks, ryan, for all of the smiles you've brought to my and others' faces over the years. Never stop what you do!!
1. Edward was a vampire.
2. There was a part of him thay thirsted for my blood.
3. This movie sucks.
Hey guys this is the amazing and fantastic dayna, and today i'll be ranting about, you guessed it!
Penguins. Just kidding. But seriously.
I honestly don't see the big deal. Ok, ok, i'm not going to go on about how much twilight suks, cuz frankly, i'm obsessed. I just want to make something clear: robert pattinson is not really a vampire. Ok? So stop asking him to freaking bite you!! Do you think that he enjoys forty year old women biting the cr @ p out of each other and throwing themselves at him? Well, yeah, probably. But that's not the point here!!!!!
Also, what's up with the casting?? That just annoys me. Hmmm victoria looks a little different... Did she get a haircut?
Also, am i the only one that notices how the 'vampires' jump? Why the hell do they feel the need to move their legs as if they are running- in mid air??
Ok, ok, ur all expecting the r.pattz rant. Well... I'm not giving one!! That mutton chop wearing girl speaks for himself as edward. I loved the books a lot better.
Have you guys ever seen those glittery jump suits that brit. Spears used to wear? Hon, how many vampires had to die for you to look this tacky? Say no to vampire skin. But seriously, sparkles???? Stephanie Meyer makes it a lot mor dignified in the book. Sparkle sparkle!!! Oh edward, ur beautiful. Oh edward... YOUR GAY.
And that brings me to my next point: 'i came here every night, bella, and watched you sleep. I love you.' oh, that's so- wait a second. What??!! Kids, say no to stalkers. That's just messed up.
Well i'm gonna stop before someone kicks my butt for bagging jacob or alice or mustache sally over there. (Lulz charlie)
well thanks for reading my rant, guys. Plz send me more ideas and i'll definitely use them, i promise. Kk, bye, more rants coming soon!!!
This rant is dedicated to Ryan Higa (Nigahiga, go check out his channel) and all of the wonderful videos he's made. Thanks, ryan, for all of the smiles you've brought to my and others' faces over the years. Never stop what you do!!
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Lol:D