READ THE INTRO!!
this isn't an actual story, i just got bored and wanted to do something, so i typed this. someone entertain me with funny comments please!
Chapter 1
not a story
i luv goldfish crackers! they're full of cheesy, salty goodness...yum!



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I like goldfish too!!!!
I love those goldfish!
hahaha! i'm a goldfish cracker at heart! cuz i'm cheesy! hahaha! i love those!
wtmfongbbq.....ok then lololol
wtmfongbbq? WTFH DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
everyone please read chapter 23, and get everyone on your friends list to read it, and get them to get everyone on THEIR friends list to read it and...well, you get the picture. spread chapter 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's phucking HILARIOUS
hahaha! HAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I love how I inspired her to write random nonsense... still, I am the true master of nonsense language.
Apotosaurus has bluprints to build a foundation of a castle for the giraffes of time and the purple kangaroos of the ozarks. The emus sang the bridal dance of the universe and fell out of love with the gorilla. The cacti marched up to the cobra for the last time, just for the sake of lulling it into a deep sleep full of capri-sun and peaceful slumbering crumple-horned snorcacks licked toast!
do the same with chapter 24 what you did with chapter 23 plz!!
and TOP THAT(see chap. 24) POLYJUICEBREWER!! i win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1