the viper

one day a 12 year girl was home alone in the middle of the day . she got a call on her phone which didnt have caller i.d. a creepy voice said " i'm the viper and im on my way. 10 minutes later, another call "im the viper and im almost there" 5 minutes later a third call" i'm the viper and im at your door. 20 seconds ater, a knock at the door. she carefully opened it. and at the door.....
























a tiny norweigen dwarf was there and he said (thick accent) "im the vindow viper, and im hear to vipe your vindows!