Read this if you don't have a heart LOL (funny story) (read intro)

Did you know every day 50,000 children are nourished every day. That means when you want to build a Mcdonalds in third world countries,you can't because there are children alive and then you can't because of politics. I mean third-world countries are great for Mcdonalds because if your plane crashes in a middle-eastern desert, who will be there to feed you a gazelle burger as long as you have 5$? Mcdonalds will that's who. So that's why you should donate your time or money to starve my starving children. You can go to a middle-eastern country and shoot down delivery planes. Or you could stay here and rob the feed my starving children buildings. Together we can kill 58% of children.

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