CRAZY LADY WOOO!

One night a lady woke up from her sleep and had a muscle spasm. Her son came in and said " Mom. are you okay?" She grabbed her glass of water and threw at her son and pushed him out the window. He fell in a bush....lol. Then she walked down the street and went to a tree. She saw squirrels. "Dat's my family up there! Dat's them!!!Then, one of the squirrels crawled down the tree and clawed her face out loll. She grabbed an icicle and threw it at the squirrel. It went through the squirrel's head. Niccee. She threw the squrrel in a garbage can then fell into it. Then, a girl comes down the street and sees a car. She takes her pants off and starts whacking the car. The man inside called animal control and said" yeah animal control? There's an....object outside my car whacking my car with a pair of pants. And my wife is having a spasm." "Thanks" "HURRY!" Then a goth guy comes walking down the street and tackles the girl. Sigh. I've wasted enough of your time so THE END!