Muggle games- Harry Potter style
Hermione tells some of her Hogwarts friends about what she does with her muggle friends. What do you get when you mix, teenagers, and the live version of "kiss, slap, hug"? A whole lot of snogging, and a crazy time. PG-13
Chapter 1
Hug first, slap second, kiss third.
"Ok," Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Dean, Seamus, Lavender, and Parvarti all sat in a wide circle. "Here's how you play," Hermione began "Wait which one are we playing?" Ron asked. "Kiss slap hug!" Ginny told him. from halfway across the circle. Ron nodded. "You have a bunch of people," "Check" Harry commented. Hermione gave him a very annoyed look. "Sorry" he apologized. " we say kiss, slap or hug, then the peolple close their eyes and run through out the circle, and then they have to do what was said to the person across from them." Hermione said shrugging. "What if it's a guy?" Dean raised his hand awkwardly. "Then that will be fun to watch." Hermione said with an evil grin. "I want Ron and Harry to go at it!" Ginny said as everyone laughed. Harry and Ron scooted away from eachother. "Ok, what shall we do first?" Hermione asked "Hug, save the snogging for last" Parvarti reccomended. "Ok, now just run around I guess." Hermione said unsurely they all closed their eyes and ran around. they heard a crash. Hermione stopped "I'm ok." Lavender said, getting up from the coffee table that Ron pushed her into. "Ok I have a better idea," Ginny said how about we all use the invisibility charm?" she asked hopefully. "You brilliant Ginny." Hermione said and they allcast the invisibility charm on themselves. "Stop" Hermione shouted. they removed the charms. Ron was facing Harry, Hermione was facing Seamus, Dean was facing Lavender, and Parvarti was facing Ginny. "I love ya, commere' man." Ron pulled Harry into a sarcastic rib crushing hug. Hermione giggled. they broke apart. "When I said 'go at it', that's not what I ment." Ginny said pissed off. Seamus gave Hermione a polite gentle hug, Dean and Lavender looked like they dreaded their 'one-arm' hug, and Parvarti and Ginny looked like the female version of Harry and Ron. "Alright we have to do a slap now." Seamus said "Hey Hermione, I'm a little worried about the kiss," Ron began. "Why is everyone so worried about the kiss?" Hermione threw her hands in the air. "Ginny's my sister." Ron reminded her. "Oh, right." Hermione gave a disgusted look. "Not a good mental picture." She said speedly. People laughed. "You can just kiss her on the cheek I guess." Parvarti said Ginny rolled her eyes. "Fine". They cast the spell over themselves then stopped when Harry said so this time. "YES!" Ron shouted, and did a fist pump in the air. He was facing Ginny. He slapped her hard across the face, she gave a shriek. "You have no idea," Ron sounded pleased. "How long i've wanted to do that you little mother f-" "Ron!" Hermione stopped him in his tracks "Sorry." To everyone's suprise Ginny was laughing, and she crawled from the floor. "Shoot the bullet" Ginny said. She kneed Ron in the wrong spot, and he double over. "Oooo" Everyone felt his pain with him. Ron dropped to his knees, people forgot about pain and was laughing along with Ginny now, well the girls were anyway. "Are you alright man?" Seamus and Harry asked "No," Ron said "Just leave me alone." He shook his head Dean was laughing histarically now. Hermione left her spot in frount of Lavender, and angerly waltzed to Dean and put her hand on her hips. "What? Am I doing something wrong?" Dean tryed to controll his laughing for a very angry Hermione. "I'm not saying anything, but thins is a disapproving look." Hermione looked at him again. then walked back to Lavender, who slapped her hard, but not at full power. Hermione did the same. Ron suddenly sat back up and started laughing. "What happened to you?" Lavender asked seeming doubtfull of what was happening. "That look Hermione was," Ron was actually crying from laughter. "I was faking, Ginny hit me in the thigh." Everyone seemed to blow it off when he stood up. Dean and Harry, slapped eachother at the same time. Hermione and Parvarti barley hit one an other because they were good friends. "Alright, time for the big one." Hermione cast the spell over herself, it was Parvarti's call this time. "Yay" Ginny said sweetly, she was standing infrount of Harry who gave Ron a 'What can I do' look. Hermione came up from a pin-drop with a hand over her mouth, facing Ron, who was returning the look over to Harry, who understood. Lavender had Seamus, and Parvarti had Dean. "We have to do it one at a time," Ginny suggested "So we can rate who's is the steamiest." "Oh good God." Hermione said into the palm of her hand. "We'll go first. Harry and Ginny's was simple, as was Parvari and Dean's. Lavender grabbed Seamus by the forearm and spun him around then practically jumped him. He put his arms around her back awkwardly. Ron and Hermione inched towards eachother little by little, Hermione pulled back, right as they were about to do it. But she lent in unexpectedly, their mouths were open when they touched causing their lips to come crashing down on eachother, she pushed him a little and he he pushed her back. Hermione's hand brushed against Ron's cheek, while he had a hold of her jacket and used that to pull her against him. When she pushed him for more he pulled away, knowing this 'kiss' had turned into a passionate session that belonged in "The Notebook" and that they had kissed at least twise as long as anyone else. He let go of her jacket, Hermione stood there still. "They win." Parvarti commented after a long silence. "That was awesome." Dean said followed by a "That was gross" from Lavender "That was awkward" Ginny said slowly, looking at Harry, who was lokking at Ron's arm which was draped around Hermione's waist. "Yeah, awkward." he said emotionless.



14 Comments
make another one
i luved it make another one plz
Ok, I'll make a truth or dare one later! Thatnks for the nice comments!
LOL So cool!
Thanks! =)
i luvd the truth or dare one are you gonna make another?
I am, I want write a 20 questions one. I need some time to brainstorm. =) glad you liked it!
loved it cant wait till the next one
i luved the 20 questions one
thanks!!
i loved the 20 questions
This is really funny!do you mind if i use Kiss,Slap,Hug in one of my stories with starkids?
I don't mind, you can use it.