15 Ways To Annoy Voldemort

How would you annoy Voldemort?

Please select all that apply.

• Walk around with him in a t-shirt saying 'I'M WITH VOLDY'
• Follow him around accidently calling him 'Baldimort' instead of 'Voldemort'
• Buy him some hair tongs for his birthday, and when he looks angry, ask him what's wrong
• Also give him a nose-ring. Then put on a frowny-face and say, "Oh, I've just realised, you have no nose."
• Follow him around quoting lines from 'Harry Potter Puppet Pals', when he tells you to go away, burst in to tears and run off
• Buy him some shoe shining polish and tell him to use it on his head
• Hum the Harry Potter theme song
• Draw a scar on your forehead, put on some glasses and pop up everywhere he goes. As soon as he takes out his wand, take off the glasses and shout 'ONLY ME!'
• Wear a shirt that says 'AVADA KEDAVRA'
• Wear a shirt that says 'I support Harry Potter'
• Wear a shirt that says 'Voldemort loves me'
• Keep taking out your wand and shouting 'Expelliarmus'
• Give him a wig for his birthday
• Cut his throat using his own fingernails
• Force him to change his name to Baldimort because Voldemort sounds 'too nasty'

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