Ways To Annoy Katherine Pierce
1. follow her around saying "STEFAN LOVES ELENA!!!!!" loudly. frequently. repeatedly.
2. when she starts to hiss at you, whack her in the head with a newspaper and say "bad kitty."
3. replace her shampoo with hair straightening cream.
4. replace all of her clothes with turtlenecks and ugly gray sweatpants.
5. ask her how old she is. Call her a cougar.
6. Call her Grandma.
7. Pretend to mistake her for Elena, even when she says she's Katherine.
8. tell her "some guy named Klaus came by looking for you, so i invited him in for some tea." watch her reaction.
9. put vervain in all of her makeup.
10. tell her "i saw this guy in Stefan's basement with a knife in him, so i tool it out and used it to spread butter on toast. It wasn't supposed to stay in, was it?" watch her freak out.
2. when she starts to hiss at you, whack her in the head with a newspaper and say "bad kitty."
3. replace her shampoo with hair straightening cream.
4. replace all of her clothes with turtlenecks and ugly gray sweatpants.
5. ask her how old she is. Call her a cougar.
6. Call her Grandma.
7. Pretend to mistake her for Elena, even when she says she's Katherine.
8. tell her "some guy named Klaus came by looking for you, so i invited him in for some tea." watch her reaction.
9. put vervain in all of her makeup.
10. tell her "i saw this guy in Stefan's basement with a knife in him, so i tool it out and used it to spread butter on toast. It wasn't supposed to stay in, was it?" watch her freak out.
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LMAO i love the last one!!!!
love the last one, ha:)
Hahahaha! Loves Them xD
loved the last one