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i am gonna tell u a joke, and u have to tell me if it's funny or not! please answer truthfully, and please comment about the jokes, and plz rate!!

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    A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. The man's wife sarcastically said, "I don't think that's going to help." "Sure it does," he said. "How else could I see the numbers?"

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    When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

  3. 3

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

  4. 4

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

  5. 5

    what did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? odor in the court!

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    Soo...Why do seagulls live by the sea?.....Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels!

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    What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

  8. 8

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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