Just A Day In The Life
These are all just things my friends say during the day. True story! I thought I'd let everyone else hear it. But seriously, they really say this stuff!
Me: "Well, I have Fred, so you can have George. Ha, you get the messed up ear!"
Diane: "I'll whisper really dirty things in his bad ear."
"SHHH! Don't speak! I'm enjoying this food!" -Becky
"One good thing about him liking our mom, he sang 'Cassie's mom has got it goin' on...'." -Serena
"It's because you're wearing a Star Wars shirt! The force may be with you!!!" -Sarah
"I wish....I was a sheep." -Mason
"If you mix an Asian and an 80's person, you get a scene kid!!!" -Breezi
eating dinner, doorbell rings
Dad: "Geena, it's your friend."
Camille: "Am I interrupting your dinner?"
Me: "Kinda... Is that a four year old toy?!"
Camille: "Yeah, I cut myself on it. Can I have a band-aid?"
"And then, we'll get in a bus! Then we can put it in the ocean and row alll the way to Greece. When we get there, we'll be toned, and won't pay airfare!" -Diane
"How do you take a self-portrait of yourself?! Oh, wait..." -Sarah
Me: "Sh !t!!!"
Serena: "GEENA!"
Me: "I mean, poopy!"
Sarah: "......WHAT?!"
Becky: writing on my notes 'Darren Chris sucks!'
Me: "COACH OWEN! BECKY'S WRITING OPINIONS ON MY NOTES!"
Becky: "NO! I'm writing facts!"
Me: "You SPELLED it wrong!"
Becky: "....shutup..."
Dalton: "Fred Weasley or Darren Criss?"
Me: "YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT!!!"
Becky: "Is...is..is that a WAND in your boot?!"
Me: "....maaaaayyyybe...."
"I feel like a dingo...looking up the French Revolution...running across the fields.... Oh, sh !t. Dingoes are dogs, not meerkats." -Diane
Diane: "I heart Neville. He's my third husband."
Me: "Look at this... NEVILLE SHOULD HAVE THE ELDER WAND!"
Diane: "Huh?"
Me: "If it had chosen Snape, like it should've, then Nagini would have gotten it because Nagini killed Snape, right?"
Diane: "Right...AND NEVILLE KILLED NAGINI!"
"Great, now every time I think French Revolution, I think of Neville Longbottom's teeth." -Me
"Mrs. Macaulay, I don't understand annotations. I can't swim..." -Diane
Serena: "But the friend zone isn't that complicated. Diane, tell her!"
Diane: "It's like this huge blob/circle thing. It's blue. And you gotta zoom in there."
Me: "...what?"
Dylan: "But can't you just ASK him like a normal human?!"
Me: "Dylan, do you know me?"
Dylan: "Yeah?"
Me: "Am I normal?"
Dylan: "No, absolutely not. Here, you'll need my Sonic Screwdriver."
Guy on Numb3rs: "I don't wear bowties..."
Dylan: "Bow ties are cool!"
Diane: "I'll whisper really dirty things in his bad ear."
"SHHH! Don't speak! I'm enjoying this food!" -Becky
"One good thing about him liking our mom, he sang 'Cassie's mom has got it goin' on...'." -Serena
"It's because you're wearing a Star Wars shirt! The force may be with you!!!" -Sarah
"I wish....I was a sheep." -Mason
"If you mix an Asian and an 80's person, you get a scene kid!!!" -Breezi
eating dinner, doorbell rings
Dad: "Geena, it's your friend."
Camille: "Am I interrupting your dinner?"
Me: "Kinda... Is that a four year old toy?!"
Camille: "Yeah, I cut myself on it. Can I have a band-aid?"
"And then, we'll get in a bus! Then we can put it in the ocean and row alll the way to Greece. When we get there, we'll be toned, and won't pay airfare!" -Diane
"How do you take a self-portrait of yourself?! Oh, wait..." -Sarah
Me: "Sh !t!!!"
Serena: "GEENA!"
Me: "I mean, poopy!"
Sarah: "......WHAT?!"
Becky: writing on my notes 'Darren Chris sucks!'
Me: "COACH OWEN! BECKY'S WRITING OPINIONS ON MY NOTES!"
Becky: "NO! I'm writing facts!"
Me: "You SPELLED it wrong!"
Becky: "....shutup..."
Dalton: "Fred Weasley or Darren Criss?"
Me: "YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT!!!"
Becky: "Is...is..is that a WAND in your boot?!"
Me: "....maaaaayyyybe...."
"I feel like a dingo...looking up the French Revolution...running across the fields.... Oh, sh !t. Dingoes are dogs, not meerkats." -Diane
Diane: "I heart Neville. He's my third husband."
Me: "Look at this... NEVILLE SHOULD HAVE THE ELDER WAND!"
Diane: "Huh?"
Me: "If it had chosen Snape, like it should've, then Nagini would have gotten it because Nagini killed Snape, right?"
Diane: "Right...AND NEVILLE KILLED NAGINI!"
"Great, now every time I think French Revolution, I think of Neville Longbottom's teeth." -Me
"Mrs. Macaulay, I don't understand annotations. I can't swim..." -Diane
Serena: "But the friend zone isn't that complicated. Diane, tell her!"
Diane: "It's like this huge blob/circle thing. It's blue. And you gotta zoom in there."
Me: "...what?"
Dylan: "But can't you just ASK him like a normal human?!"
Me: "Dylan, do you know me?"
Dylan: "Yeah?"
Me: "Am I normal?"
Dylan: "No, absolutely not. Here, you'll need my Sonic Screwdriver."
Guy on Numb3rs: "I don't wear bowties..."
Dylan: "Bow ties are cool!"
284 Comments
OHMYGOSHNESS!! This is going to be a fantastic series!!
lmao!!!!so funny!!!
This is pure awesomeness XD
i was just thinking today how i haven't said any really weird stuff like this in a long time! It makes me sad :( I should hang out with you more because you seem to get into many bizarre situations :)
Thank you all!
Yes, Ivory, we SHOULD hang out more! I'm sure if you, Serena, Dylan, Taylor, Sam, and I all hung out, we'd get some great quotes for this:)
and cassie and diane!!! :)
HECK YES!!!
The letters to Padfoot are my favorite. :) I don't know why, Prongs... :)
Oh, hush:)
hahahaha love this!
You made ch. 4 today, most of the things on it are from today. :) You should include the Mini Musical quotes from when Pence walked in on us "rehearsing" when we were just talking. Yes, the world should know those...
Cut, cut, rip and first year hippogriffs and Dylan making out with all 5 of us? OKAY!
chapters 5 and 6 made my day :) (and five made me cry a little bit too! XP)
I know! I absolutely HAD to put the Life as a Techie quote in there. "WE'RE ALL GETTING MARRIED!" :') I miss Glassman and Andy and OT theatre! :(
Sooooooooo funny. Always makes my day. :)
Hahaha thank you:)