Just A Day In The Life
These are all just things my friends say during the day. True story! I thought I'd let everyone else hear it. But seriously, they really say this stuff!
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"Oh, hi, Geena! I'm in a great mood, how bout you?! Guess wha-- WHERE ARE YOUR BRACELETS?!" - Taylor S
"Hi. It's raining." - Mariah
Becky: "I read this book yesterday and I finished it and started the second one this mor--"
Me: "You're reading...for FUN?! I'M SO PROUD!"
Becky: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell the news."
"GEENA! 90 minute episode tomorrow..." -TJ. Sad thing? I knew what he meant.
"I found this website... It's called damnyouautocorrect. Look at this. It says dirty things. Dirty means funny." -Dylan
"I have a really sad, morbid song in my head. It's really good though! It's called Death Bed!" -Serena
in photography class
Me: "Sarah, look! Look what I did for Diane on Photoshop!"
Sarah: "Who's that?"
Me: "Her new husband. Joe Walker. He plays a d!ck, an evil dude and a girl."
Sarah: "...........sounds like a keeper."
Me: "I'm so tired!"
Serena: "DON'T SAY IT!"
Me: "I j-- never mind..."
"Wait... I GET MATH! No, wait, I don't... Wait! I do! I did this last year! HA!" - Me
throws ketchup packet down my shirt TJ: "YES!"
Me: "....NICE!"
Serena: "You're not gonna yell at him?!"
Me: "Eh, it's TJ. Who cares?"
Taylor S: "But then she got pregnant at church camp and when she came back she was spreading rumors about how it was his instead--"
Me: "I'm sorry, she got pregnant WHERE?!"
Taylor: "Church camp."
Me: "Do you realize what you just said?"
Taylor: "What are you... OHHHH! What an idiot!"
"Hi. It's raining." - Mariah
Becky: "I read this book yesterday and I finished it and started the second one this mor--"
Me: "You're reading...for FUN?! I'M SO PROUD!"
Becky: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell the news."
"GEENA! 90 minute episode tomorrow..." -TJ. Sad thing? I knew what he meant.
"I found this website... It's called damnyouautocorrect. Look at this. It says dirty things. Dirty means funny." -Dylan
"I have a really sad, morbid song in my head. It's really good though! It's called Death Bed!" -Serena
in photography class
Me: "Sarah, look! Look what I did for Diane on Photoshop!"
Sarah: "Who's that?"
Me: "Her new husband. Joe Walker. He plays a d!ck, an evil dude and a girl."
Sarah: "...........sounds like a keeper."
Me: "I'm so tired!"
Serena: "DON'T SAY IT!"
Me: "I j-- never mind..."
"Wait... I GET MATH! No, wait, I don't... Wait! I do! I did this last year! HA!" - Me
throws ketchup packet down my shirt TJ: "YES!"
Me: "....NICE!"
Serena: "You're not gonna yell at him?!"
Me: "Eh, it's TJ. Who cares?"
Taylor S: "But then she got pregnant at church camp and when she came back she was spreading rumors about how it was his instead--"
Me: "I'm sorry, she got pregnant WHERE?!"
Taylor: "Church camp."
Me: "Do you realize what you just said?"
Taylor: "What are you... OHHHH! What an idiot!"
284 Comments
OHMYGOSHNESS!! This is going to be a fantastic series!!
lmao!!!!so funny!!!
This is pure awesomeness XD
i was just thinking today how i haven't said any really weird stuff like this in a long time! It makes me sad :( I should hang out with you more because you seem to get into many bizarre situations :)
Thank you all!
Yes, Ivory, we SHOULD hang out more! I'm sure if you, Serena, Dylan, Taylor, Sam, and I all hung out, we'd get some great quotes for this:)
and cassie and diane!!! :)
HECK YES!!!
The letters to Padfoot are my favorite. :) I don't know why, Prongs... :)
Oh, hush:)
hahahaha love this!
You made ch. 4 today, most of the things on it are from today. :) You should include the Mini Musical quotes from when Pence walked in on us "rehearsing" when we were just talking. Yes, the world should know those...
Cut, cut, rip and first year hippogriffs and Dylan making out with all 5 of us? OKAY!
chapters 5 and 6 made my day :) (and five made me cry a little bit too! XP)
I know! I absolutely HAD to put the Life as a Techie quote in there. "WE'RE ALL GETTING MARRIED!" :') I miss Glassman and Andy and OT theatre! :(
Sooooooooo funny. Always makes my day. :)
Hahaha thank you:)