The Ninja who was Addicted to Waffles

One day, Joe the Ninja woke to the sound of his Superman alarm clock. He yawned and turned it off. Joe lay there in bed, staring at the ceiling. Then, he reluctantly got up and walked to the closet. Joe got out a waffle( yes, he kept waffles anywhere he could). After eating his waffle, Joe brushed his teeth, ate another waffle, and went downstairs to watch his favorite show, "Gossip Girl".