Four of a Kind (A Hogwarts Story)

"Watcha doin, Honey?" yelled my friend, Ella.

"Breathing, I guess..."

I didn't have a best friend at Sunshine Path P.S. Everyone else seemed to have one...except for me!

WHY AM I SO...different?

Anyway, I got detention from Miss Blezmi yesterday because I used a stick and waved it at her and sneezed and said "bless me" except it sounded like "accio Blezmi." So she somehow came towards me suddenly and she stopped. Then she fainted on ME! (shes fat!!!)

I was immediately sent home by the principal for my "strange" behaviour. Does it look like I care Miss Fat Blezzmi?

I expected my parents to ground me. I didnt blame them. But they actually whispered something.

"Honey, your a___"

I couldnt exactly hear the last part, so i asked them again.
"Imma WHAT?"

Mum sighed. "You're a witch, sweetie pie. I know it sounds stupid but you are. And witches are cool. I was a witch at the Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. And so was your dad. We were both half-bloods. We got into Hufflepuff, the yellow house of loyalty."

"Let moi get this straight. Imma witch???? And you were if Plupplefluff or whatever???? And we were halfbloods???? Does that mean you only have half a body filled with blood? ARGH!!!!!"

Dad stood up this time. "Halfbloods mean one of my parents was a muggle, a human, and my other parent is a wizard. And it is H-U-F-F-L-E-P-U-F-F pronounced Hufflepuff not Plupplefluff or whatever you said. And Honey, you are a witch. You must go to Hogwarts."

"Whatz Hogwarts, I dont want to sell hogs for a living"

Dad chuckled. "Hogwarts is a school, didnt your mother just say so? It provides excellent education for teenage wizards and witches."

"Oh...but cant I go to Sunshine Path High School. Thats where Ella and Mia and Sally and Jenny and everyone is going!!!!!!"

"No, you were enrolled from your birth," said mum sternly.

OKay. So now I'm a witch and I'm going to Hogwarts? NOW WHAT???

btw I now figured out what accio meant.