A cat story

She sleeps all day
Chase mice at night

I catch her in the bathtub floating
When i come to get the tv remote, she growls cuddling it on the couch

I work on a busy assignment, she comes in rolling on a ball of yarn
Climbing trees then pounce onto me with me yelling, "Claws sweetie no no!!"

She gives me little love bites everywhere
Lick my fingertips when im done eating

She stalks her victims
Captures them like a lion
And kill them instantly

Hates milk but like water
Runs at the sound of food

Like sharping her claws on the couch
Sings at night with alley cats

Hates kids and babies that she hides
Panics if not let out at night

A true acrobat
Scratch dogs and bites of stuff animals heads

Always purring innocent
Always hissing evil

I tell her i love her
She gives me the "paw"