My fav GLaDOS quotes

Portal

Have I lied to you? I mean... in this room?

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it

You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten...

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on. [high pitched voice not really understandable] That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

Portal 2

[after waking her up] Oh... It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me. [sighs] Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I—oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.

Congradulations... not on the test. Most people come out of cronic sleep malnurished, you have beaten the odds and managed to pack on a few pounds.

wait.... I guess this test DOES require an explanation. I'll just give u the fast version [says directions so fast its not understandable]. Now, if you have ANY quetions just remember what I said in slow motion.

Look at you, soaring through the air. Magesticly, like an eagle... piloting a blimp.

You remember the turrets? their the spherical bullet ridden things.... oh wait, thats you in 5 secounds.