Who Said It?

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Who said these quotes from Mortal Instruments?
These quotes are from all 4 books

  1. 1

    "Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie."

  2. 2

    "That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say any

  3. 3

    "It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl."

  4. 4

    "I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."

  5. 5

    "You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive."

  6. 6

    "In all the years I've known him, there's always been exactly one place Simon wanted to be, and he's always fought like hell to make sure he got there and stayed there."

  7. 7

    "I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."

  8. 8

    "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one."

  9. 9

    "What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that's what I always say."

  10. 10

    "We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids 'Timmy Has Two Dads'. Except I don't think they have one called 'Timmy Has Two Dads and One of Them Was Evil'. That part you're just going

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