Some awesome haikus I wrote

1. Where are my crayons?
I'll color the unicorn
When I find crayons.

2. I wish I had my
Light-saber with me right now,
To prove I'm Yoda.

3. I'm a dinosaur
You can't prove that I am not.
So therefore I am.

4. Sometimes, I cry, too
All because of a dumb boy.
Waldo, where are you?

5. I pull my long hair
Under my nose now and then.
Look at my moustache!

6. Everyone should know
I’m as awesome as it gets
You can’t one-up me

7. All yelling does is
Make your voice sound all funny
So take a chill pill

8. Me-ow goes the cat
Of course, as everyone knows.
Af-lack goes the duck

9. Why waste your sweet time
Doing your boring homework
When you could color.

10. I am so awesome
Bow down to me, you peasant.
Ouch, what was that for?