WOW.this are so stuipit.

WOW.this are so stuipit.

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http://ecosalon.com/7-stupid-laws-against-women/ -this is were i got it from

Chapter 1

WOMEN

1. In Maryland, a woman cannot go through her husband’s pockets while he is sleeping. Not even if she really wants a piece of gum. 2. In Vermont, a woman must obtain written permission from her husband if she wishes to wear false teeth. Because women really lead with their teeth in wanton, uncontrolled s3(x)uality. 3. In Tucson, Arizona, women are not allowed to wear pants. No word on the stance on b00ty shorts or th0ngs. 4. In Carrizozo, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to appear unshaven in public. Rejoice, razor industry, rejoice! 5. In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to call a man on a date. I don’t want to live in a world where equal-opportunity dr(u)nk dialing isn’t free to all. 6. In Carmel, New York, women may not wear high heels within the city limits. They are obviously just protecting their citizens, as this move effectively disqualifies the city from ever letting a “S(e)x and the City” sequel to be shot in their town. Good move, Carmel! 7. In Michigan, a woman isn’t allowed to cut her hair without her husband’s permission. But what if her husband cuts it for her?

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I wish i lived near emo boyz♥, VA, US

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