Saving the World with a Marshmallow
I got bored, so I wanted to write something new.
This story focuses on a bunch of people (some evil, some good) who are trying to obtain a sacred "marshmallow" and use it's powers to grant their wishes; ruling the world, getting rich, etc.
The first person we meet is Chani (Yes, that's a girl's name, idiot!) who calls everyone an idiot, though being somewhat of an idiot herself. Her life is about to change forever...
Hi! I'm Chani! Yes, you idiot, that is a girl's name.
Now, moving on...
So, the other day, at like 4 AM or whatever, I was awoken by the sound of my phone. Being more specific, I was awoken by "You got mail", which means I got a text message (But if you didn't know that "You got mail" meant that I got a text message, you're a really idiotic idiot...). So, I picked up my phone and pressed the OK button (which means I was planning on viewing it, stupid) and viewed it (YES! I READ IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) And it said something really weird. Wanna know what it said? I'll tell you what it said. It said:
From Juni (That's my best friend's name, dum-dum. Yes! She's a girl too, dumby!)
Dear Chani, (My name again in case your IQ is like 4 or something)
Go find the marshmallow already so we can save the world, yo. It's important! Stop wasting time! WAKE UP, YOU NUMSKULL! AND STOP CALLING EVERYONE READING THIS AN IDIOT!
Love, Juni.
I guess I like stared at it for a while ('cause it was weird, duh!). Then I remember. Juni was a witch. She had told me the other day that there were some evil people and stuff. So we like had to get this weird marshmallow thingy. Or else they would take over the world and kill everybody or something. Yeah, so... I bought like 3 thingies of marshmallows the other. I looked at all the marshmallows, but none of them seemed special or anything, so I ate them.
I guess I'll have to buy more marshmallows soon too. Juni's been bugging me about this for days now... She says meet her by the dark alley at midnight, but I keep sleeping through midnight! I keep wondering why she doesn't use her witchy powers and stuff to wake me up in time to go meet her!
Gosh, everyone is soooooo stupid these days!
Anyway, I'm like really sleepy now. Those marshmallows were good. Goodnight!
Oh, and, go get me some marshmallows while I'm napping, you idiot.
Now, moving on...
So, the other day, at like 4 AM or whatever, I was awoken by the sound of my phone. Being more specific, I was awoken by "You got mail", which means I got a text message (But if you didn't know that "You got mail" meant that I got a text message, you're a really idiotic idiot...). So, I picked up my phone and pressed the OK button (which means I was planning on viewing it, stupid) and viewed it (YES! I READ IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) And it said something really weird. Wanna know what it said? I'll tell you what it said. It said:
From Juni (That's my best friend's name, dum-dum. Yes! She's a girl too, dumby!)
Dear Chani, (My name again in case your IQ is like 4 or something)
Go find the marshmallow already so we can save the world, yo. It's important! Stop wasting time! WAKE UP, YOU NUMSKULL! AND STOP CALLING EVERYONE READING THIS AN IDIOT!
Love, Juni.
I guess I like stared at it for a while ('cause it was weird, duh!). Then I remember. Juni was a witch. She had told me the other day that there were some evil people and stuff. So we like had to get this weird marshmallow thingy. Or else they would take over the world and kill everybody or something. Yeah, so... I bought like 3 thingies of marshmallows the other. I looked at all the marshmallows, but none of them seemed special or anything, so I ate them.
I guess I'll have to buy more marshmallows soon too. Juni's been bugging me about this for days now... She says meet her by the dark alley at midnight, but I keep sleeping through midnight! I keep wondering why she doesn't use her witchy powers and stuff to wake me up in time to go meet her!
Gosh, everyone is soooooo stupid these days!
Anyway, I'm like really sleepy now. Those marshmallows were good. Goodnight!
Oh, and, go get me some marshmallows while I'm napping, you idiot.
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