COMPETITION: post ur best joke and the FUNNIEST person wins their choice of writing a story with me or getting a pic of me doing any dare they want!!! XD

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xJohnny: 05-07-2011 at 8:53 PM
Osama died since playstation networks down,thing resulting in US army 2 stop playing Black Ops and actually catching Osama so Obama will be reelected.
not a joke^

*insert joke here*
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IzzyyBella: 05-07-2011 at 8:54 PM
*girlfriend is @ boyfriends house and she is sitting on his bed. boy is playing xbox.
Girl: (sighs loudly)
*boy gets up and walks toward the bed
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: My baby girl misses me
*girl smiles
boy: walks over 2 the bed and picks up his play station.

sorry if its kinda hard 2 understand:/ i tried
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Mrs_Sixx: 05-07-2011 at 9:05 PM
girl: i can be naughty wink
boy: how naughty smile
Girl: walks over and snaps his black opps disk oo yea im naughty

ik it sux ut my frnd tld me 2 put it
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M_E_T_A: 05-07-2011 at 9:12 PM
Okay here goes nothing...

Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian
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i3randon: 05-07-2011 at 9:12 PM
wtf is with all the video game jokes O.o

mike and john decide to go out hunting. When they get to a high spot in the forrest, mike shows john the new view scope he got for his rifle. "wow mike! i can see ur house from here! Litterally!" said john. But then john saw somthing. "Um mike...i see u wife...and um...shes with another man....." john said to mike. "What?!?!?!" Mike yelled. Then mike said "I want you to shoot that bit¢h in the head and that fagin the di¢k".
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i3randon: 05-07-2011 at 9:13 PM
sry, ran out of space lol

but then john said "but i could do that in 1 shot!"
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PeaceableBird: 05-07-2011 at 9:43 PM
Q: " Wht Do Ya Title A FeMale Who Is Extremely Strong "?

A: " FeMAN ".

LOL, I Consider This A ' Bit ' Harlarious.

( I Do Nt Necessarly Stare Forward To Winning This Histarical Awesome Contest, In Which Results To A Harlarious Image. I Thought " WhyNt Tell A Jk. LOL ".
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Halessssss_Loves_Chuuuu: 05-07-2011 at 9:53 PM
Ahem, What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

God dang it Bill where's my tractor!!!!!!!!!! xD I find that funny x)
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dont_lose_boy_with_bread: 05-07-2011 at 9:56 PM
Billy bob was working at Mcdonald. All the sudden, a man walked in and started cursing Billy out. "* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUnKING IDIOTS! I ASKED FOR A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH PICKELS AND NO MAYO!! YOU FORGOT THE PICKELS!!!!!!!!!!*" Bill, being a short tempered person responded. "Well sir, maybe if you stop for a second and actually stopped eating all this Funking faty food and found sometime to, I dont know, go to a gym, or a doctor, you wouldn't be here, screaming at a
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dont_lose_boy_with_bread: 05-07-2011 at 10:00 PM
ran outa room

inoccent high schooler. Mister Fat azz." Billy said. The guy started crying. "All I wanted was a pickel. A pickel, man!" the guy said before running out of mcdonalds. Billy bob got fired five minutes later.

I don't do jokes so...............
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