Firestar is a redneck!

Firestar drove around, his red-neck shirt flapping around his tail. Bluestar was also in the big red-neck truck. She was wearing a strange outfit. She had tight jeans, lip stick, and her hair was strangely poofy. Her boots were those boots that redneck girls wear. Firestar looked at her and said in a redneck accent, "Bluestar. I think I see the ShadowClan trailer."
"Well let's go get 'em," Bluestar said in a hideous american accent.
The ShadowClan trailer had been camping on their farm for a while. None of them knew why they were suddenly all rednecks. Well, all of ThunderClan was anyway. ShadowClan were hippies living in a trailer, and they didn't know what had happened to WindClan and RiverClan. And SkyClan had come back too, except they were all skate-boarders. They came back to the ol' ThunderClan farm. Lionblaze came up in his hat. "Farestar," he began. But Firestar cut him off.
"Just because of that accent of yurz, doesn't mean you can call me Farestar. I'm Farestar!"
"Ok, Farestar... anyways, Berrynaze thinks he's got wind of Hallyleaf."
"Really? Where?" Firestar said.
"Down by RiverClan."
"You've fand them then?" Firestar asked.
"Yeah. They're running an elementary school."