Death Eater RP

It's a warm summer day and...

• No it's not. It's cold and rainy.
• Whatever.

Bellatrix asks you to go with her to "visit" the Weasleys.

• I go. What fun!
• Well... I've got nothing better to do.
• I'm not going out in the rain.
• I an NOT going in the Weasleys' hovel!
• No. Just no.

She insists you go anyway.

• Good. 'Cause I want to.
• Whatever.
• Darn it.
• Bubble head charm. Keeps the stench away.

Plenty of Weasleys to go around! Which DEs do you invite?

Please select all that apply.

• Draco. I want him to see their hovel.
• Lucius. I want him to go in their hovel - blackmail. :D
• Barty Crouch, Jr. - psychos are fun!
• Peter Pettigrew. I'll look good in comparison.
• The Carrows - they don't get much action in the summer.
• Greyback.
• Nobody - Bellatrix and I can handle 'em.
• What? I thought we were just visiting!
• Other.

So, who do you call?

Please select all that apply.

• Arthur
• Molly
• Bill
• Fleur
• Charlie
• Percy
• Fred
• George
• Ron
• Hermoine
• Ginny
• Harry Potter!
• Nobody!
• Whoever...
• Call, like on a fellytone? (No.)

You guys/gals apparate...

• Yes. Go on.
• No, I can't apparate. So I can't go.
• (In which case somebody grabs your arm and takes you.)

... to the Weasleys' hovel - um, the Burrow. And... nobody's home.

• #$@&*%!!!!!!!!!!! Noooo!
• We can come back later.
• We can't loot, as they have nothing. Not that I would want it anyway.
• They have a ghoul. I want it!
• I cast the Dark Mark over the place anyway.
• Good. Let's go shopping.

Your group retreats back to headquarters.

Please select all that apply.

• I'm up for anything else Bellatrix wants to do.
• Lucius and I go muggle baiting.
• Lucius and I get our nails done.
• I grovel until Voldy shouts, "Leave me alone, creep!"
• I try to get Macnair to behead Kreacher.
• I tell Kreacher to stay well away from Macnair.

Should Macnair behead Kreacher?

• No!
• No. Kreacher's useful. Dobby, maybe...
• Yeah, since Kreacher's all for it.
• EEW! That would leave a disgusting mess.
• Yeah. Kreacher deserves it for selling out Sirius.
• Yeah. I wanna watch.
• No! I want to!

There's a knock at the door!

• COME ON IN!
• Who is it?
• It'll have to wait 'til we're done with Kreacher.
• Answer the door, Kreacher.

It's Edward Cullen!

Please select all that apply.

• Yay!
• Not him again!
• He's out to get me!
• Ugh. Someone call the Volturi...
• I wanted it to be Gollum. :(
• Forget Kreacher. Off with his head!

He thinks Snape smells better than Bella Swan.

• OMG! I do too!
• Gross!
• Let him have Snape if he'll leave.
• But I want Edward to stay!

He scoops Snape up and drives off into the sunset.

• No! Come back! Please?!
• Good riddance.
• Dang. I should've asked for the car.

He left Bella Swan on the porch.

Please select all that apply.

• That butthole!
• As if we didn't have enough problems!
• Good. We may need a new house elf.
• Let Greyback have her.
• Other. (Comment if you want to.)

So, are you gonna share what you're watching on TV tonight, Tunafish?

Please select all that apply.

• DON"T CALL ME TUNAFISH! (Sorry, Tuner fish.)
• Yep.
• Nope.
• Why would I?
• I don't watch the 'tube...