Funny or Not (part two)

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i will tell you a joke and you will tell me if it's funny or not. i will not repeat jokes from last time. be honest!! please please please comment about jokes, and rate!

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    Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired.

  2. 2

    What did the grape do when it got stepped on? They let out a little wine.

  3. 3

    Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

  4. 4

    What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

  5. 5

    Why do gerillas have big nostrils? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

  6. 6

    I was in the park sitting on a newspaper trying to keep my but dry when a guy walks over and asks, "Are you reading that?" So I said yes, stood up, turned the page and sat down again.

  7. 7

    A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks the lawyer what his rates are. "I charge $100 per 3 questions." "Thats rather expensive for only3questions?"asks the guy."Yes it is.And your final question?

  8. 8

    A drunk man is sprawled out on the bar counter stabbing at the olive in his Martini with a fork. This carries on 4 a few minutes until a guy watching grabs the fork and skewers(cont. on question)

  9. 9

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. (cont. on question)

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    I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, How flexible are you? I said, I can't make Tuesdays,

  11. 11

    I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

  12. 12

    I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

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