Midnight Hurricane (a twilight... spoof type thing)?
this is a major twilight spoof. i guess technecally you could call it a fanfic but it is totally ,aking fun of the series. if you enjoyed the series... why?????
enjoy!!!!!!!!!! im not gonna bother with spelling or caps so... yeah.
edaward- i love you... so much...
bella- i love you too edward...
edward- i wasn't talking to you.
alice- uhhh... edward? i'm with jaz remember?
edward- not talking to you either.
rosealie- uhhhhhhhhhmmmm...
edward- nope. pushes aside everyone revealing esme. he pushes her aside leaving only one person in the room ahhhhhh... jacob. i love you sooo much.
jacob- ummmmmm... edward? i'm kind of in love with your wife.
edward- IM MARRIED!?!?!?!?! when did that happen!!!
bella- holds up ring um end of the third book genuis!
edward- woooooooowwwww... that was some bacholor party...
bella- EDWARD!
edward- im sorry bella! but i cant help how i feel! i'm sorry but i want a divorce. grabs bellas ring jacob, gets down on one knee will you be my boyfriend?
jacob- UM! NOOOOOOOO!
edward- raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! runs to seattle and kills like 50 people blaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg!!!!!!!! screw you jacob black! i cant believe i wasted the best 10 years of my life on you!
jacob- what?!?! i've know you for like two years!
edward- creepily i've been watching you jacob black.
bella- i love you too edward...
edward- i wasn't talking to you.
alice- uhhh... edward? i'm with jaz remember?
edward- not talking to you either.
rosealie- uhhhhhhhhhmmmm...
edward- nope. pushes aside everyone revealing esme. he pushes her aside leaving only one person in the room ahhhhhh... jacob. i love you sooo much.
jacob- ummmmmm... edward? i'm kind of in love with your wife.
edward- IM MARRIED!?!?!?!?! when did that happen!!!
bella- holds up ring um end of the third book genuis!
edward- woooooooowwwww... that was some bacholor party...
bella- EDWARD!
edward- im sorry bella! but i cant help how i feel! i'm sorry but i want a divorce. grabs bellas ring jacob, gets down on one knee will you be my boyfriend?
jacob- UM! NOOOOOOOO!
edward- raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! runs to seattle and kills like 50 people blaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg!!!!!!!! screw you jacob black! i cant believe i wasted the best 10 years of my life on you!
jacob- what?!?! i've know you for like two years!
edward- creepily i've been watching you jacob black.
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Hahaha. lol!
Jessi, I officially love you.
i know!