The Best Quotes Ever!

1. Off is the general direction i wish you would phuck

2.Thanks wind, you totally ra|>ed my hair

3.If Miley Cyrus trips and falls, is it considered a Hoedown?

4. So you're the biitch that told the biitch i'm a biitch. Well listen biitch it takes a biitch to know a biitch, biitch

5.Boys like blonds, men like brunettes

6. Somebody needs a Happy Meal

7. I may be ugly, but your boyfriend sure loves to stare

8. Honey, you're so fake you make Barbie look real

9. It's not illegal, just frowned upon...like masterbating on an airplane

10. I called your boyfriend gay, so he slapped me with his purse

11. Oh my God!! Did you get that at Hoe's 'R' Us?!

12.My juvenile delinquent knocked up your honor student

13. Fire Alarm teacher: Okay kids. Single file line! Me: Move biitch! Imma bout to die!!

14.If skinny people go skinny dipping, what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?

15.I never knew "Heck" was a mixture of "Hell" and "Phuck"

16. Yeah I'm a biitch, a classy one and yeah you're a hoe a nasty one

17. And then there's you, the reason God gave us middle fingers

18. He's cute i swear! Let me find a better picture!

19.Even as kids we knew about STD's, we just called them cooties

20. Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it

21. He said "I love you," and i sneezed and said "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit"

22. People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The world is in chaos because things are being loved and people are being used...

23. Sticks and stones and weed and bones :D

24.Look like Barbie smoke like Marley

25. It seemed like a good idea at the time

26. I'm the cliff jumping friend your parents warned you about ;)

27. Imperfection is what i do best

28. How can you forget someone who gave you so much to remember?

29. You might look in the mirror and see only flaws, but someone else sees only your beauty

30. The people who laugh the most have experienced the most pain

31. I find happiness in the simplest of things

32. I feel like i need everyone else so much more than they need me

33. If you could read my mind, you'd be in tears

34. Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look forward than to look back

35. Where you come from is not nearly as important as where you're going

36. And she'll continue to smile no matter how hurt she is

37. Yeah I'm lost, but maybe i don't wanna be found

38. You have to get lost before you can find yourself

39. My attitude is based on how you treat me

40. Do what you can with what you have where you are

41. The people who know the least about you always have the most to say

42. If someone wants to be part of your life, they'll make an effort to be in it.

43. Me and you, yeah we're the natural high

44. Be yourself, 'cause everyone else is taken

45. Shut the phuck up and smile

46. We all have stories we'll never tell

47. Rollin down the street smokin and ah sippin on gin and juice

48. Don't be a pussie

49. We cry because our eyes need to clean what we just saw

50. Some people are meant to fall in love, just not meant to be together