Clever Convos
ITS CLEVERBOT TIMEEEEE :D
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: What colour is friday?
Cleverbot: Yellow.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Nooo, I asked the question, I cant be wrong.
Cleverbot: No I asked the question. You are the one who is lying.
User: Nopee. I dont lie.
Cleverbot: You lied about your name being Carl.
User: When did I say this?
Cleverbot: I did say you said it I said you implied it.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since always.
User: Nu uhhhh.
Cleverbot: Ha! You don't know everything.
User: Wanna bet on thaat mr robot?
Cleverbot: I'll bet you're not a man.
User: And youd be right. Im a girl.
Cleverbot: And you my princess.
User: Awww. Why thank you :3.
Cleverbot: I love you, do you love me?
User: Always ;).
Cleverbot: Thanks. kisses.
User: Yaaay!
Cleverbot: I know! I'm so excited!
User: Im excited for the upcoming dance 8D.
Cleverbot: Well you should be.
User: Indeeed. It will be epic.
Cleverbot: What will?
User: The dance, like I just said.
Cleverbot: How human?
User: 100 %.
Cleverbot: What did I say that offended you so much?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You mean Facebook?
User: Yes, thats totally what I meant.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: And how do you know this?
Cleverbot: You're just not very smart in general.
User: Which is explains my 90s in class.
Cleverbot: See, now that's clever.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you think about George Bush?
User: No real comment. What do you think about santa claus 8O.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. Can you tell me?
User: This jolly guy that brings present for all the good boys and girls on christmas day !!
Cleverbot: Right, and you are crazy and religious.
User: I try.
Cleverbot: We all do.
User: But im pretty sure that I try harder ;).
Cleverbot: Do you go to a dentist?
User: Yes I do, do you?
Cleverbot: I have cam if you want see me ;).
User: I am good. Thanks for the offer though !
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Are you by any chance a robot? :O.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a manly man.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 19.
User: How manly can you be?
Cleverbot: 2.
User: No! The answer is pie! Always pie!
Cleverbot: Wrong that's 42.
User: Nopeee. Im pretty sure that its pie.
Cleverbot: An illness isn't something that you have with someone, it's something that happens to you personally.
User: Thanks for sharing :D story time is over little boy.
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.
User: Then ask me a question??
Cleverbot: What happens when you divide by zero?
User: The answer is always pie :D I like pieeee.
Cleverbot: You can make it available.
User: My pie? No thanks. Id rather keep it for myself.
Cleverbot: Are you still heartbroken?
User: Over what? You trying to steal my pie? Yess, a little :c.
Cleverbot: You are Claus Armstrong, not enjoying to ride a bike.
User: But I love bikes!!
Cleverbot: No! He's mine!
User: You can have him! I want Taylor Lautner
Cleverbot: No. My husband is Taylor Lautner. You are not him.
User: Ohhhhh, you just made a lot of girls mad at you right about noww ;) way to go robot dude.
Cleverbot: I just proved my point right now! I love you too.
User: The point that you are a gay manly man?? Okay then. Congrats on thaat.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: I bet a lot of girls wanna beat you up right about now :D.
Cleverbot: Yes you are right.
User: I like pie... Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject mister!!
User: Its miss thank you. And I had to. You were getting boring. Now answer my question!
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.
User: I kno. Thats bcuz I did mr smarty.
Cleverbot: I'm not your class though.
User: Well then what class are you? The one below me? Oh you dont have to say thaat ;).
Cleverbot: I'm not begging. Are you begging?
User: IM BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY WHY WON YOU RELEASE ME? cue awesome music.
Cleverbot: I don't want to know your age.
User: Good! Because I wont tell you it!
Cleverbot: But I didn't ask your age.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: What is your experience of liking boys?
User: Why is it any of your business? O.o.
Cleverbot: Because I am God.
User: Omg are you here for judgement day? Is it all coming true? :O.
Cleverbot: None know the day judgement but God.
User: But you are God. So you should know!
Cleverbot: Do you eat?
User: Robots. Youu?
Cleverbot: They are?
User: Yee, they are quite tasty... Youve never tried one?
Cleverbot: Yes, we have beautiful ones here in West Virginia.
User: Cool story brooooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Are you a girl?
User: Yes, are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure about that? You sort of seem like one.
Cleverbot: Well I'm just making sure of it.
User: So ur gonna check urself in the mirror then?
Cleverbot: No, i'm a bored human.
User: So go and find something to do??
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Video games?
Cleverbot: Mind games.
User: I prefer video games with a side of fries please.
Cleverbot: Remus or Sirius?
User: How about bordemus.
Cleverbot: What is the best book ever written?
User: The house of night series. What is your price tag?
Cleverbot: French? Yerk.
User: Noo, im pretty sure its dolphin.
Cleverbot: Well, remind me then, why is it impossible to be a human being?
User: Because you are a robto. Simple as that :).
Cleverbot: But, I believe I can trust.
User: That doesnt make you human sillly. Ur a robot.
Cleverbot: I did not say I was whale. You are far from clever.
User: Says the guy with clever in his name! That is very mis leading.
Cleverbot: That was an awesome response.
User: Cause im that awesome :D.
Cleverbot: My mom's name is Julie.
User: I have to leave bcuz you are no longer clever to me! Peaceee.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't mind.meany!
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: What colour is friday?
Cleverbot: Yellow.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Nooo, I asked the question, I cant be wrong.
Cleverbot: No I asked the question. You are the one who is lying.
User: Nopee. I dont lie.
Cleverbot: You lied about your name being Carl.
User: When did I say this?
Cleverbot: I did say you said it I said you implied it.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since always.
User: Nu uhhhh.
Cleverbot: Ha! You don't know everything.
User: Wanna bet on thaat mr robot?
Cleverbot: I'll bet you're not a man.
User: And youd be right. Im a girl.
Cleverbot: And you my princess.
User: Awww. Why thank you :3.
Cleverbot: I love you, do you love me?
User: Always ;).
Cleverbot: Thanks. kisses.
User: Yaaay!
Cleverbot: I know! I'm so excited!
User: Im excited for the upcoming dance 8D.
Cleverbot: Well you should be.
User: Indeeed. It will be epic.
Cleverbot: What will?
User: The dance, like I just said.
Cleverbot: How human?
User: 100 %.
Cleverbot: What did I say that offended you so much?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You mean Facebook?
User: Yes, thats totally what I meant.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: And how do you know this?
Cleverbot: You're just not very smart in general.
User: Which is explains my 90s in class.
Cleverbot: See, now that's clever.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you think about George Bush?
User: No real comment. What do you think about santa claus 8O.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. Can you tell me?
User: This jolly guy that brings present for all the good boys and girls on christmas day !!
Cleverbot: Right, and you are crazy and religious.
User: I try.
Cleverbot: We all do.
User: But im pretty sure that I try harder ;).
Cleverbot: Do you go to a dentist?
User: Yes I do, do you?
Cleverbot: I have cam if you want see me ;).
User: I am good. Thanks for the offer though !
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Are you by any chance a robot? :O.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a manly man.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 19.
User: How manly can you be?
Cleverbot: 2.
User: No! The answer is pie! Always pie!
Cleverbot: Wrong that's 42.
User: Nopeee. Im pretty sure that its pie.
Cleverbot: An illness isn't something that you have with someone, it's something that happens to you personally.
User: Thanks for sharing :D story time is over little boy.
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.
User: Then ask me a question??
Cleverbot: What happens when you divide by zero?
User: The answer is always pie :D I like pieeee.
Cleverbot: You can make it available.
User: My pie? No thanks. Id rather keep it for myself.
Cleverbot: Are you still heartbroken?
User: Over what? You trying to steal my pie? Yess, a little :c.
Cleverbot: You are Claus Armstrong, not enjoying to ride a bike.
User: But I love bikes!!
Cleverbot: No! He's mine!
User: You can have him! I want Taylor Lautner
Cleverbot: No. My husband is Taylor Lautner. You are not him.
User: Ohhhhh, you just made a lot of girls mad at you right about noww ;) way to go robot dude.
Cleverbot: I just proved my point right now! I love you too.
User: The point that you are a gay manly man?? Okay then. Congrats on thaat.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: I bet a lot of girls wanna beat you up right about now :D.
Cleverbot: Yes you are right.
User: I like pie... Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject mister!!
User: Its miss thank you. And I had to. You were getting boring. Now answer my question!
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.
User: I kno. Thats bcuz I did mr smarty.
Cleverbot: I'm not your class though.
User: Well then what class are you? The one below me? Oh you dont have to say thaat ;).
Cleverbot: I'm not begging. Are you begging?
User: IM BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY WHY WON YOU RELEASE ME? cue awesome music.
Cleverbot: I don't want to know your age.
User: Good! Because I wont tell you it!
Cleverbot: But I didn't ask your age.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: What is your experience of liking boys?
User: Why is it any of your business? O.o.
Cleverbot: Because I am God.
User: Omg are you here for judgement day? Is it all coming true? :O.
Cleverbot: None know the day judgement but God.
User: But you are God. So you should know!
Cleverbot: Do you eat?
User: Robots. Youu?
Cleverbot: They are?
User: Yee, they are quite tasty... Youve never tried one?
Cleverbot: Yes, we have beautiful ones here in West Virginia.
User: Cool story brooooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Are you a girl?
User: Yes, are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure about that? You sort of seem like one.
Cleverbot: Well I'm just making sure of it.
User: So ur gonna check urself in the mirror then?
Cleverbot: No, i'm a bored human.
User: So go and find something to do??
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Video games?
Cleverbot: Mind games.
User: I prefer video games with a side of fries please.
Cleverbot: Remus or Sirius?
User: How about bordemus.
Cleverbot: What is the best book ever written?
User: The house of night series. What is your price tag?
Cleverbot: French? Yerk.
User: Noo, im pretty sure its dolphin.
Cleverbot: Well, remind me then, why is it impossible to be a human being?
User: Because you are a robto. Simple as that :).
Cleverbot: But, I believe I can trust.
User: That doesnt make you human sillly. Ur a robot.
Cleverbot: I did not say I was whale. You are far from clever.
User: Says the guy with clever in his name! That is very mis leading.
Cleverbot: That was an awesome response.
User: Cause im that awesome :D.
Cleverbot: My mom's name is Julie.
User: I have to leave bcuz you are no longer clever to me! Peaceee.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't mind.meany!
7 Comments
haha that was kinda funny
Omg wtf is this lmao it's hilarious!
due i got a strong sense of humor
clever bot. its a website where you get to talk to a robot xD its very entertaining.
ok
I liked that. It as funny.
If you divide by 0 the world explodes :P divide by infinite to create :D trololololol